Monday, May 17, 2010

The Least Interesting Man in the World


That's right, it's time for the next lowly-anticipated installment of Will-Ographies.

This time the information was a bit harder to come by as Eric Halverson's defenses are nearly impossible to penetrate. He is like a rubics cube you can't solve, a fortune cookie you cannot open, he is the sister's diary you just can't unlock. He is...The Least Interesting Man in the World!

His cereal never gets soggy, because he eats it so before it does.

When the Police pull him over, they talk to the passenger.

When he walks, he puts one foot in front of the other.

His Organ Donor card also lists his beard.

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, he prefers potholders.

His shirts are never wrinkled.

He is right handed.

He once received an extra taco by mistake at a drive thru, and didn't tell a soul.

He mysteriously goes missing, later it is discovered he was grocery shopping.
He has never been known to rock the casbas.

He has never lost a sock.

He can't speak French, in Russian…

He will never be tan.

He has a tailor made hospital gown, in case he ever needs to see a doctor.

His morning breath smells like fresh mint.
He never pays to much money for something, it's always him who rips them off.

He is the Least Interesting Man in the World.

"I don't always drink beer but when I do, wait... I don't drink beer. Stay hydrated my friends." - Eric Halverson

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Summer is Approaching!

So I've been away for awhile, I know Mom you missed me. But I'm back up and writing again.

The next Bio is in the works and will be posted soon. As for where I've been and my next few weekends here it is:

Sat March 27th: Revolver Tryouts
Sun March 28th: Dogs Practice & sprain my ankle at shitty pick up. Later I find out I was invited back to Revolver Tryouts.
Sat April 3rd: DUI, played with P Bears and Wolf, Pulled my Hamstring - WTF!
Sun April 4th: Watch from the sidelines as P Bears win DUI - nice work - never went back to wolf
Sat April 10th: Revolver Tryouts in Santa Cruz - I heavily medicate and wrap my Hamstring to get through it - still at about 75% - Played ok
Sun April 11th: Fly to Dallas for a work conference all week = Lame
April 17-18th: Bay Area Sectionals - Dogs take 3rd
Sat April 24th: Wolf Tryouts in the morning = Dominate. Davis practice in the afternoon, then hope on a plane to San Diego
Sun April 25th: Streetgang Tryouts = Me a bit tired but still played well
Sat May 1-2nd: NW Regionals in Seattle, Dogs finished 5th

Present Day

May 8th-11th: Going to Eugene to hang out with the girl friend, like a mini vacation!
May 15th-16th: Fly down to San Diego for SD Tryouts
Sat May 22nd: Polar Bear Tryouts
Sun May 23rd: Wolf Tryouts
May 29-30th: Santa Barbara Classic
June 5-6th: Cal States in Santa Cruz (Who do I play with?)

Busy slate but bring it on.